Official Popper Scooper
Hi Guys,
I have news. I have been a puppy parent for about 36 hours now and if I'm entirely honest I would very much like to quit. It's absolutely nothing like having a Tamagotchi. I have had to clean poop and pee. I have been bitten and humped and woken up a three am. I have been attacked (albeit playfully) but the wounds are one hundred percent not playful. Don't get me wrong I love this puppy. And my stress and constant mind consuming anxiety are deeply rooted in my need to protect him and make him feel safe. And my fear of him pissing on my good rug.
Granted this anxiety makes me want to cry in the shower and I have puppy pads, which are these large white pads you lay on the ground so when they pee in random places you'll be able to clean it up because he is a puppy and will not notify me officially whenever he has to pee.
I had more to say but he's crying right now and I honestly have the backbone of a shellless freshwater snail so I'm gonna go lay down with him because I'm a wimp. Wish me luck. And pray for my sleep schedule.
Goodnight yall
- Camille
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